I go to a Boot Fair.
I buy one, put it on, and hop home.
posted by Geoff | 6:24 AM
Geoff's Dream Blog
Aegri Somnia
My Other Blogs
For links to blogs I like, please go to my other, more popular blog, Contains Mild Peril (link above). Changing two lots of links is too much like hard work.
16 Comments:
great blog etc etc.......
Does it matter?
It does if it's raining.
Oh. Good point. Please be more specific about prevailing weather conditions next time.
Is this the first exploratory post in a forthcoming entirely new weblog entitled 'Geoff's Welly Blog'?
I think we should be told.
Other possible blogs for Geoff:
Geoff gets a job in sewer maintenance: “Geoff’s Smelly Blog.”
Geoff reviews sandwiches, smoked meats and cheeses: “Geoff’s Deli Blog.”
Geoff drinks too much beer and must follow a strict dieting regime: “Geoff’s Belly Blog.”
Geoff's the first pregnant man and describes his first ultrasound in detail: "Geoff's Jelly Belly Blog."
Or "Jelly Belly Telly Blog."
Or if I had it done in India...
... and if you'd got an upset stomeach, it could be Geoff's Delhi Belly Blog.
And if the Fab Five from 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' arrive on Geoff's doorstep to give him a makeover, it could be "Geoff's Nelly Blog."
And if you did it in a chopper, it'd be Geoff's Heli Blog.
And if you concentrated exclusively on the life and times of a well-known jazz singer and surrealist art enthusiast, it'd be Geoff's Melly Blog.
And if you...
Oh: enough, already.
Coming soon - the world's first scratch 'n' sniff blog ...
Geoff's Smelly Blog
*furiously leafing through rhyming dictionary*
Forgive my tardiness, Geoff could go on holiday to North West Wales:
Geoff's Pwllheli Blog.
the prize goes to Richard. Respect, maaaan.
No sense in getting both of them dirty, after all!
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