I am on a paintball stag weekend. The tutor lines us up and asks us, "Any paint virgins here?"
I put my hand up and the bastard shoots me four square in the bollocks.
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Sunday, March 26, 2006
I am on a paintball stag weekend. The tutor lines us up and asks us, "Any paint virgins here?"
I put my hand up and the bastard shoots me four square in the bollocks.
5 Comments:
Isn't that more like torture than deflowering? Or perhaps he figured that because he likes it rough everyone else does!
Those paintball guys are crazy!
you have four square bollocks?
rather puts my one accessory nipple in the shade
Now we're both going to be hit with Google searches for accessory nipples and third nipples.
What with that and blogger's nipple...
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