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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Buy your own sweets, you little scamp.

A pair of long johns in her left hand, my grandmother is freebasing cocaine off her ironing board.

6 Comments:

Blogger Mark Gamon said...

Here we go again. A post so deeply disturbing I'm left speechless.

I'm talking about the long johns, obviously. The coke I can cope with.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

Coke won't keep you warm these cold days, Mark.

8:24 PM  
Blogger Mark Gamon said...

No. But I'll be able to convince myself I'm warm.

12:16 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Isn't that Jimmi Harkishin's tie?

12:51 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

Silly me. I thought that was dandruff.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Cie Cheesemeister said...

Whoo! Grandmothers gone wild!

9:53 AM  

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