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A 50 year old wet blanket.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Christ almighty, bones...you eat like a pig all over Christmas and you don't put an ounce on. How do you do it?

My resolutions for the new year are to give up the booze and to master the art of fucking calligraphy.

8 Comments:

Blogger Mark Gamon said...

That sounds exciting. Are you sure?

4:08 PM  
Blogger Urban Chick said...

how does one have sex with a bunch of letters?

just askin'

12:31 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

You have to mind your p's and q's.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

Thank heavens you had the good taste not to make an awful pun about Rs.

7:46 PM  
Blogger Cie Cheesemeister said...

If you can master the art of calligraphy, I will bow down to you and proclaim your greatness to all!

12:38 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

I can't do it. I've got the DT's!

3:37 PM  
Blogger Mark Gamon said...

Interesting. Here's the calligraphy dream with six (now seven) comments. And yet the poor old diptheria dream has no comments at all.

We're a strangely decent bunch, I suspect.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Geoff said...

Accentuating the positive, eliminating the negative.

11:18 AM  

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