James Blunt opens a turkey farm.
As he cuts the tape, he sees a vision of loveliness.
posted by Geoff | 6:40 AM
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Saturday, December 17, 2005
James Blunt opens a turkey farm.
As he cuts the tape, he sees a vision of loveliness.
7 Comments:
I feel better about that damn song now. Thank you.
Never heard James Blunt sing.
Never.
Not once.
But he does seem very popular.
Perhaps your cynicism might be misplaced?
How to avoid James Blunt:-
1. Tune in your radios to Radio 3 or Radio 4. Keep them locked.
2. Work in a workplace which bans the radio.
3. Do not watch any TV programmes which will possibly play current popular music. Safe programmes include One Man and His Dog, Last of the Summer Wine, and The Story of God.
4. Do not enter ASDA, HMV, Woolworths or any high street clothes store. It is probably safest to limit yourself to banks, post offices, and libraries.
I was going to add Heartbeat to the list of TV programmes but you never know which fucking year the songs are going to come from.
One minute it's Jimi Hendrix, the next it's The Sweet.
Then on One Man and His Dog yesterday the shepherd was whistling Jealous Guy. Poor mutt didn't know whether to chase the sheep or roll over for its master.
He's popular, it's true. In a Chris de Burgh sort of way.
Does that help, Vicus?
ag. horrid, horrid blunt. ick.
Oilfa. A James Blunt fan.
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