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A 50 year old wet blanket.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Cabbage, brussels, spinach, peas. And some broccoli, if you please!
Jamie Oliver tells me to eat my greens.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hover your cursor over my picture.

I have something to say to you.

3:13 PM  
Blogger surly girl said...

i hope you told jamie oliver to fuck right off. pasty-faced, fat-tongued, shit-haired mockney wanker.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

Is that pasty as in folded pastry case filled with meat and vegetables?

4:59 PM  
Blogger surly girl said...

well he's a complete fucking vegetable, if that counts?

1:37 PM  
Blogger Mark Gamon said...

He's from round here, actually. Nowhere near the East End.

Rick Stein would never order people about like that.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Geoff said...

Mark, I had a dream about you last night. You were the maitre d' of a restaurant in North London which was owned by your girlfriend. You would alternate asking the customers if they were all right, with sitting down and singing a song in a deep voice, accompanying yourself on acoustic guitar. Me and Betty didn't let on who we were. The food was good and you had a guest singer, a young woman with a brilliant soulful voice. We got speaking to her and she said she was playing at Gaz's Rockin' Blues next week. I said I knew of that night, it'd been going for about 50 years.

We all adjourned to your pub over the road which was decorated in the style of a Wild West Bar. You were singing there, too. But this time standing up.

We had to leave to get the last tube before we could order a drink.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Mark Gamon said...

And this dream is only a COMMENT?

11:52 AM  
Blogger Geoff said...

I could make it a proper post if you want. But I'd have to nick your photo. Or find a lookalike.

1:29 PM  

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