All British bloggers under the age of 30 are to do National Service.
Those between the ages of 30 and 40 are to receive psychotherapy.
Those over 40 are to be shot.
Those between the ages of 30 and 40 are to receive psychotherapy.
Those over 40 are to be shot.
posted by Geoff | 5:01 AM
10 Comments:
It's probably for the best.
Do I get a final request before facing the firing squad?
The Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band will be on hand for any requests, Betty.
Actually I was going to request a cigarette, even though I've never smoked. The Brighouse and Rastrick version of the Floral Dance will do nicely, though.
Do they know the Allman Brothers' 'Whipping Post' ???
You hum it, they'll play it.
American bloggers over 40 living in landlocked states surrounded by mountains will hide out in trees and make sounds like native birds so as to avoid being shot.
At least those of us who are motivated to come away from our TV reality shows and quit eating Cheez Whiz on saltines while drinking Night Train or Mad Dog 20/20!
Peace,
The Cheesemeister
Thank you for your comment, Cheesemeister.
I would like to reply but...
a) I've never heard of Cheez Whiz, saltines, Night Train, or Mad Dog 20/20.
b) I was shot this morning, not realising a parakeet is not a native bird.
dum dummi dummi dum dummi dummi dum dummi dummi dah daaaaa
I got that wrong. It should be...
dum dummi dummi dum dummi dummi dum dummi dummi daaah daa'h
A small but significant difference, I'm sure you'll agree
They can play everything but the daa'h.
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