West Ham beat Chelsea 81-1.
The Chelsea team is made up of four cartoon animals, three 3 year old children, Lampard, Cole, Terry, and Mickey Droy.
The Hammers include two 3 year olds in their team, and in goal is 56 year old Peter Shilton who plays out of his skin.
The Chelsea team is made up of four cartoon animals, three 3 year old children, Lampard, Cole, Terry, and Mickey Droy.
The Hammers include two 3 year olds in their team, and in goal is 56 year old Peter Shilton who plays out of his skin.
posted by Geoff | 6:22 AM
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You forgot to mention the seven flying pigs who made up the rest of the West Ham team.
Infhb. A medical condition describing patients who present excessive blind faith in the future performance of their football club.
PS. Nice to see Mickey Droy making a comeback, though...
Jojdruo. A medical condition describing patients who present excessive joy at seeing Mickey Droy reappear in the squad.
Did Chelsea score their one goal in injury time, from a penalty, as is usually the case?
Heh heh.
Claude, my foot. I knew it was you, Mark. Welcome back from the Wild West.
Ok, they may be flying pigs. But they play total football, just like the Dutch in the seventies.
Betty - Do I detect sour grapes after Saturday's defeat?
Ah. The famous Porker Cruyff. Now I understand.
rannun. A key component of Dutch Total Football, involving finding space by running under the ball. Usually best attempted whilst the ball is in the air, but the approach may vary depending on how much waccy baccy has been consumed by said Dutch footballer at half-time.
Porker Cruyff and his trotter drag back? Left many a defender flat on his bacon.
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