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Monday, August 08, 2005
I have plastic surgery. I have the face of Brad Pitt and the body of William Pitt.
The face was no problem. I was halfway there already. Just a touch off the nose, cheekbones, and wattle. But I made a fatal error with the body. I was asked by the surgeon if I'd like the body of Pitt as he is now or as he was in 1992. I said, 'the younger'.
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So which bits of Pitt did you have plastic surgery on then?
The face was no problem. I was halfway there already. Just a touch off the nose, cheekbones, and wattle. But I made a fatal error with the body. I was asked by the surgeon if I'd like the body of Pitt as he is now or as he was in 1992. I said, 'the younger'.
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