Explaining his amazing turnaround after twenty consistent years, Kenneth Clarke says: 'I was wrong, daddio. Jazz is shit. Rock is the shit, man. When's the new Guns 'n' Roses album out?'
posted by Geoff | 5:52 AM
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I love a good allegory, me...
Is that an Austin Allegory? You wanna get with the times...Sorry, wrong post.
I'm a changin' man...
the new guns and roses album will be out sometime in 2057, once everyone's finished arguing and axl's sorted out his hair weave. it'll still be called the chinese democracy, but it will consist entirely of songs about knitting, with an accordion, washboard and flugelhorn thrown in for good measure.
Whatever. So long as Slash continues to look cool, and carries on playing a lot less notes than other guitar players of his generation.
He can drop the fag in his mouth, though. If he keeps that up he'll be awfully unwell by 2057.
Just heard Mr Rose has annexed Bad Company (minus Paul Queen Rodgers). They're to be called Co. Axl Cabal.
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