I am worried. I go to see my doctor.
ME: Doctor, I keep being told I'm a stoic.
DOCTOR: Who in the name of God told you that?
ME: Politicians, Tony Parsons.
DOCTOR: I've known you for what, 35 years?
ME: 35 years, 3 months.
DOCTOR: And as far as I can remember, you've always been a big baby.