I am on the tube. 27 new romantics get on at Leicester Square station. 'Ah, the Blitz spirit,' I think. Then on get the Kemp brothers dressed as the Krays and I feel safe as a chick in a cotton wool bed.
posted by Geoff | 1:41 PM
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Gorblimey geezer, so you would. Just think, no scum on the streets - no nonces, no little old women getting mugged, everyone going rahhnd next door for a cup of sugar, Jack "The Biscuit" McVitie getting killed dahhn the pub, and none of these foreigners running rahhnd wiv bombs in rucksacks. I know that much is true.
Jack the Biscuit? Thought it was Tony the Had.
Nah, you've both got it wrong. Jack "The Chocolate Digestive" McVitie was knifed at a party, NOT killed dahn the boozer wiv a shooter. Ronnie and Reggie 'ad nuffink to do with it. They were a proper pair of gents, they were, they never killed no-one.
Heh, heh, heh.
And I may have died, but I was reborn in the USA!
Stop messing about.
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